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A grotesque airline steward named Turbulent Todd mischievously tags luxury airplane seats with 'Do Not Sit' signs, amid spikes and fluffy clouds.
#850

Turbulent Todd

Airlines Install Luxury Seats No One Can Sit In

Jun 28, 2026

Garbage Pail Kids-style card featuring 'Tiptrip Tom': a bewildered, grotesque soccer fan overwhelmed by tipping options, wearing a messy jersey.
#849

Tiptrip Tom

World Cup Fans Baffled by American Tipping System

Jun 27, 2026

A grotesque military general caricature with massive head, sweating profusely, launching missiles with a slingshot and juggling drones, set against a chaotic Persian Gulf map.
#848

Strait Shot Sam

US Launches Strikes on Iran Following Drone Attack on Cargo Ship

Jun 27, 2026

A satirical trading card featuring 'Scorching Sidney', a climate denier sweating profusely in a thick suit with steam escaping his ears, holding a melting globe ice cream, while a personified sun glowers in the background.
#847

Scorching Sidney

Climate Deniers Conference Amidst London's Heatwave

Jun 27, 2026

A grotesque trading card depicting 'Drone Zone Devon,' a parody of South Korea's military drone strategy featuring a soldier with a drone-shaped helmet.
#846

Drone Zone Devon

South Korea Ramps Up Drone Warrior Training to Bolster Defense

Jun 26, 2026

Grotesque trading card showing a disoriented giraffe with a knotted tongue and twisted neck tangled in ropes, against a chaotic Texas backdrop.
#845

Gone Gracie

Gracie the Giraffe Vanishes in Texas: Mystery and Mayhem

Jun 26, 2026

Garbage Pail Kids-style card of a smelly man in swim trunks, eyes bulging, holding a dirty pool skimmer, with horrified lifeguards in the background.
#844

Poopy Pool Pete

Man Admits to Repeatedly Defecating in Public Pool

Jun 26, 2026

A grotesque caricature of Ye as 'Mangled Yeezy' with a twisted expression and bizarre props, performing on a warped concert stage.
#843

Mangled Yeezy

San Antonio Requests Ye Avoid Controversial Content at July 4 Concert

Jun 26, 2026

Grotesque caricature of Trump grinning evilly at a desk surrounded by broken voting machines and scurrying GOP gremlins. Laugh-out-loud satirical chaos.
#610

Turbulent Trump

Trump's Alleged Scheme Shocks Own Party

Jun 25, 2026

A grotesque trading card featuring 'Herpes Harold', an Arby's manager with exaggerated features, humorously depicted mid-spit in a fast-food setting.
#839

Herpes Harold

Arby's Manager Allegedly Transmits Herpes by Spitting in Food

Jun 25, 2026

A grotesque caricature of Trump with exaggerated features, holding a broken heart labeled 'USA' and 'Israel', as a tiny Netanyahu puppet perches on his shoulder.
#837

Threatening Trumpy

Trump Threatened Netanyahu With 'Divorce', New Book Reveals

Jun 24, 2026

A satirical trading card cartoon of 'Scorchin' Sheldon', a sweaty character with a shrinking suit at an ironic heat-canceled climate event.
#836

Scorchin' Sheldon

Climate Event on Extreme Heat Cancelled Due to Extreme Heat

Jun 24, 2026

Grotesque parody of Elon Musk with a massive rocket-shaped head, bulging eyes, burned suit, and limp rockets, symbolizing fall from trillionaire status.
#835

Fallen Frame

Elon Musk Plummets From Trillionaire Throne as SpaceX Stock Nosedives

Jun 24, 2026

A grotesque trading card depicting a US pilot named 'Jellyfish Jake' in a panic with eerie 'jellyfish' drones swarming above, as his crumpling paper airplane falls.
#833

Jellyfish Jake

US Pilot Encounters 'Jellyfish' Drones Before Being Shot Down by Iran

Jun 23, 2026

A grotesque trading card showing 'Waterlogged Wally,' a driver with a massive head, in a Tesla sinking into a pool, alongside a heroic lifeguard with exaggerated muscles.
#832

Waterlogged Wally

Lifeguard Saves Driver After Tesla Takes a Dive into Pool

Jun 22, 2026

Grotesque Russian dignitary 'Shroomy Sergey' in a Kremlin dining room, with mushroom-related absurdity surrounding him.
#831

Shroomy Sergey

Putin Critic Falls to Alleged Mushroom Mishap

Jun 22, 2026

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