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A Garbage Pail Kids-style trading card of 'Pigeon Pilfer Pete', a grotesque thief with a net of racing pigeons and a sack of birdseed.
#629

Pigeon Pilfer Pete

Criminals Target Elite Racing Pigeons in 'Fowl Play'

Apr 27, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of King Charles with exaggerated ears and a Trump-like scepter, struggling with a chaotic diplomatic meeting, set against melting U.S.-U.K. landmarks.
#628

Regal Rumpus Chuck

King Charles to Meet Trump: A Diplomatic Challenge

Apr 27, 2026

A chaotic trading card illustration of two teens riding a lawnmower through a Target store, in classic Garbage Pail Kids style.
#627

Lawnmower Luke

Florida Teens Arrested After Target Mower Mayhem

Apr 27, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of a former president as a clown, juggling hazardous test tubes and causing chaos in a destroyed lab. Caption: 'Clownish Prez'.
#626

Clownish Prez

Trump Slammed for Firing National Science Board in Clownish Conduct

Apr 27, 2026

A grotesque AI robot in a malfunctioning suit with glitchy screen for a head, holding a Public Approval Meter at 'red zone' midst angry crowd shadows.
#625

Backlash Bot

The AI Industry Faces Public Backlash and Growing Discontent

Apr 27, 2026

A school bus in chaos with a grotesque student steering, exaggerated wild features, fallen driver slumped at wheel. Papers, backpacks, and flies fill the scene.
#624

Bus-Stop Billy

Mississippi Students Heroically Stop Bus from Crashing

Apr 26, 2026

A grotesque surgeon, 'Lyft-Lobotomy Len,' with an oversized head is sweating behind a Lyft wheel. He clutches a scalpel with organs dangling, while eyeballs spill from a bag. Police sirens reflect in the car's rear-view mirror.
#623

Ride-Share-Lobotomy Len

Florida Surgeon Driving Lyft Arrested for Wrong Organ Removal

Apr 26, 2026

A grotesque caricature trading card of 'Correspondent Chaos' resembling Dana White, in a chaotic White House Correspondents' Dinner scene with microphones and bullet-ridden cue cards flying around.
#622

Correspondent Chaos

Dana White Hails Chaotic White House Correspondents' Dinner: 'It was F*cking Awesome'

Apr 26, 2026

A grotesque portrayal of a U.S. Mint official offering cartel gold as 'American' in tattered Uncle Sam attire, overflowing with gold and cash.
#621

Minty McGreed

U.S. Mint Accused of Selling Drug Cartel Gold as American

Apr 26, 2026

Grotesque image of a Trump caricature tossing golden ballrooms, surrounded by tacky decorations and exploding 'BOOM' signs.
#486

Ballroom Buffoon

Trump Leverages Tragedy to Push for Ostentatious Ballroom

Apr 26, 2026

A satirical parody featuring Weather Win Willy, a grotesque character with an oversized head, manipulating weather with a hair dryer while surrounded by cartoon thunderstorms.
#618

Weather Win Willy

French Gambler Allegedly Uses Hair Dryer to Win Weather Bet

Apr 26, 2026

Congressman with antennae and bulging eyes holding a UFO, surrounded by little aliens, in a chaotic office scene.
#617

Alienation Allan

Congressman Declares Alien Contact, Claims Secrets Will 'Keep You Up at Night'

Apr 25, 2026

Grotesque Kraken with pirate hat and treasure chest, wrangling prehistoric creatures underwater.
#616

Calamari Carl

Scientists Unearth Evidence of Kraken-like Creatures from Cretaceous Seas

Apr 25, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of a big game hunter humorously squished under an elephant's foot. Ridiculously exaggerated features, chaotic safari scene.
#615

Trampled Ted

Big Game Hunter Gets Trampled by Elephant Karma

Apr 25, 2026

A grotesque cartoon character, Pee Party Patel, with an oversized head and disheveled suit, panicking as he urinates publicly. A frothy mug in hand, surrounded by neon bar lights.
#614

Pee Party Patel

Kash Patel Arrested for Public Urination After Night Out

Apr 25, 2026

A grotesque Navy officer grasps a sparking wand and a witchcraft map, surrounded by flying enchanted brooms over a stormy sea.
A grotesque Navy officer grasps a sparking wand and a witchcraft map, surrounded by flying enchanted brooms over a stormy sea. — 3D version
#608

Navy Hexec

Acting Navy Secretary Once Warned of Witchcraft Takeover in California

Apr 23, 2026

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