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A trading card depicting 'Glitchy Gary', a congressman with a computer monitor head, surrounded by error-filled AI bills and malfunctioning tech in a chaotic office setting.
#1020

Glitchy Gary

AI-generated bills cause chaos in US Congress

Aug 19, 2026

A satirical trading card featuring a grotesque cartoon of Matthew McConaughey in a cowboy get-up with a giant head, bedecked in records, chewing on a marijuana leaf, with a boombox playing Janet Jackson.
#1019

Marijuana McConaway

Matthew McConaughey Ditches Weed After Janet Jackson Marathon

Aug 19, 2026

A grotesque cartoon character of Kaia Gerber with a twisted didgeridoo performing a satirical exorcism, with flying ghosts and green slime.
#1018

Haunted Kaia

Kaia Gerber's Quirky Exorcism with a Didgeridoo

Aug 19, 2026

A grotesque undead woman, 'Parking Paula', standing in a graveyard parking lot with a parking ticket in hand, surrounded by comical ghosts.
#1017

Parking Paula

Woman Resurrected and Fined with Parking Ticket

Aug 18, 2026

A grotesque character with a burning car grill head amidst a junkyard, embodying the chaos of cars being recalled for spontaneously combusting.
#1016

Inferno Igor

Massive Recall: Parked Cars Spontaneously Combust

Aug 18, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of 'Cokehead Cole,' a frat member with exaggerated features amidst a chaotic fraternity party, based on a drug trafficking scandal.
#1015

Cokehead Cole

14 Indicted in Penn State Frat Cocaine Trafficking Ring

Aug 18, 2026

Garbage Pail Kids style card of Trump caricature named 'Kim-cordial Don' with grotesque features, holding a toy phone of Kim's face.
#1014

Kim-cordial Don

Trump Reduces US-South Korean Drills to Aid Kim Jong-un Friendship

Aug 18, 2026

Illustrated trading card of 'Longevity Larry', a grotesque character with oversized features, holding pills and surrounded by exploding lab equipment.
#1013

Longevity Larry

Can Cialis Help You Live Longer? Exploring the Longevity Claims

Aug 17, 2026

A grotesque and hilarious illustrated corgi with big exaggerated features and racing gear in a crowded race scene.
#1012

Corgi-Racin' Clyde

Corgis Compete for Glory in International Race

Aug 17, 2026

A grotesque, monstrous storm cloud character, 'Lashing Lala', wreaking havoc in a Garbage Pail Kids parody card. Chaos with water torrents and swirling debris.
#1011

Lashing Lala

Hurricane Lala Ravages Hawaii with Devastating Floods

Aug 16, 2026

Garbage Pail Kids-style card of a grotesque politician holding a gas nozzle and overflowing Starbucks cup, with ridiculous features and expressions.
#1010

Gas Price Guy

Politician Suggests Cutting Starbucks for Gas Savings

Aug 16, 2026

A grotesque caricature of Virginia Foxx in a messily sauced suit, holding spaghetti and meatball-shaped voting booths, set against an Olive Garden parody.
#1009

Vote-a-spaghetti Virginia

Virginia Foxx Likens Election Voting to Unlimited Pasta at Olive Garden

Aug 16, 2026

A Garbage Pail Kids-style card showing Pentagon Pete, a grotesque character in a messy military uniform, holding a melting ice cream cone on a decrepit cartoon ship.
#702

Pentagon Pete

Pentagon Defends Warship's Readiness with Ice Cream Logic

Aug 16, 2026

A Garbage Pail Kids-style card features 'Gold-Digging Greg', a wide-eyed construction worker holding a gold bar, spilling coins, with a grinning beer keg in a crumbling brewery.
#1007

Gold-Digging Greg

Construction Workers in Belgium Discover $10M Gold Stash

Aug 16, 2026

Grotesque illustration of Trump with a burger head, holding McDonald's boxes amid fast-food wrappers, in an airplane.
#1006

Junkfood Donald

RFK Jr. Highlights Trump's McDonald's Plane Eating Habits

Aug 15, 2026

A satirical trading card featuring Joe Rogan with bulging eyes holding a microphone, toysized planes with Trump's face, and a bustling airport scene.
#1005

Jetset Joe

Joe Rogan Reacts to Trump's Secret Decoy Plane Stunt

Aug 15, 2026

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