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A grotesque cartoon of 'Vino Vixen Shannon' with a wine-barrel head spilling party liquid, in a chaos-filled suburban setting.
#759

Vino Vixen Shannon

Los Gatos Party Mom Sentenced for Hosting Illicit Teen Parties

May 29, 2026

Trading card featuring Blast-off Benny, with a firework-rocket on his back. Explosive chaos and miniature Jeff Bezos in the background.
#758

Blast-off Benny

Blue Origin's Rocket Explodes During Engine Test

May 29, 2026

A caricature of Trump on a massive $250 bill, struggling under its weight, with a melting Capitol in the background.
#757

Trump Note Ted

Trump's Face on New $250 Note, US Plans to Print

May 29, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of David Rush holding oversized gold bars in a messy office, surrounded by paper chaos and dollar bills.
#756

Gilded Goldy David

Ex-US Official Nabbed with $40 Million Gold Stash

May 29, 2026

A grotesque and deranged Kit Kat bar character entangled in a semitrailer wreckage, surrounded by spilled candy bars and circling crows.
#755

Crash-ette Carl

Kit Kat Truck Overturns on Highway, Spilling Thousands of Pounds of Bars

May 28, 2026

A grotesque trading card of Brewed Brent, a man with a bloated beer belly producing alcohol. His eyes glazed, surrounded by comedic brewery elements.
#754

Brewed Brent

Man's Gut Spontaneously Brews Alcohol, Diagnosed with Auto-Brewery Syndrome

May 28, 2026

Grotesque cartoon card of 'Chemical Camille', a wild-haired figure amidst a chemical implosion, with toxic fumes and vibrant chaos. Funny and grotesque.
#752

Chemical Camille

Chemical Implosion in Washington Causes Multiple Deaths

May 26, 2026

A satirical trading card depicting a grotesque dog with a shotgun in a messy convenience store, characterized by chaotic oversized grocery items and a frightened customer.
#751

Shooter Spot

Dog Causes Chaos with Shotgun in Nebraska Store Incident

May 26, 2026

A grotesque toddler with a massive head holds an oversized revolver, wearing a diaper filled with bullets. Sinister baby toys scattered around illustrate a surreal traffic stop scene, oozing with humor and shock.
#750

Diaper Derringer

Toddler Retrieves Loaded Gun from Diaper Bag During Traffic Stop

May 26, 2026

A cartoon character 'Stuck Stan' with an exaggerated head is stuck in wet concrete in a toy-like car with a broken 'Road Closed' sign adorning the vehicle.
#749

Stuck Stan

Wisconsin Driver Ignores Sign, Stuck in Wet Concrete Chaos

May 26, 2026

A grotesque image of 'Mystery Massie', a rogue congressman with massive head, holding moldy Epstein files, with Melania's shadow in the background.
#748

Mystery Massie

Rogue Republican Massie Claims Melania Linked to Epstein Files

May 26, 2026

An exaggerated cartoon of a shocked paraglider mid-fall, with a plane crashing through the parachute. The character looks crazed and grotesque.
#747

Plummetin' Pete

Paraglider Miraculously Survives Midair Collision with Plane

May 25, 2026

A grotesque illustration of a Trump-like character in a prison-striped suit, oversized golden hair, holding keys, stepping on Alcatraz Island with comical prisoners.
#746

Alcatraz Ace

Trump Requests $152 Million to Reopen Alcatraz as Prison

May 25, 2026

A comically exaggerated Secret Service agent with frazzled hair, bulging eyes, and a fake gun in his trembling hand. Background: chaotic White House.
#745

Panicked Percy

Gunshots Near White House Cause Chaos

May 25, 2026

A grotesque character with a plastic trash head, covered in sea creatures, wearing a barnacle-covered hat, holding a trash trident, on floating garbage.
#744

Pollution Paul

Debate Over Cleanup as Pacific Garbage Patch Hosts New Ecosystem

May 24, 2026

Trading card featuring a grotesque Trump caricature with an oversized head, clutching googly-eyed elephant leashes atop a heap of worn red hats.
#743

Trump Trumper

The Republican Party's unwavering dedication to Trump

May 24, 2026

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