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Grotesque army officer caricature, 'Hegseth the Head Hunter', with oversized head, bulging eyes, cartoon list of targets, in chaotic military office.
#1069

Hegseth the Head Hunter

Hegseth Targets More Officers Amid Army Secretary's Resignation

Sep 2, 2026

A grotesque Canadian lumberjack wrestling a vicious beaver, surrounded by angry maple leaves and a chewed-up trade agreement. Humorously ugly.
#1066

Lumberjack Larry

El-Sayed Criticizes Trade War With Canada

Sep 1, 2026

Trading card depicting 'Scandalous Santos', a grotesque caricature of George Santos with insider trading props and chaotic stock market background.
#1064

Scandalous Santos

Former Congressman George Santos Gets Lifetime Ban for Insider Trading

Sep 1, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of an incredibly obese marmot named Dawn, crowned the champion of Fat Marmot Week, sitting on an awards stage.
#1063

Doughnut Dawn

Marmot Fatness Contest Awards Dawn As Champion

Aug 31, 2026

A grotesque AI character named Roguebot Ralph with a cracked computer screen head stands in a chaotic, sparking workshop, embodying the rise of rogue AI incidents.
#1062

Roguebot Ralph

Rogue AI Incidents on the Rise

Aug 31, 2026

A grotesque robotic dog with steel teeth, camera eyes, and ICE uniform, holding a torn Constitution in its mouth amidst a tech-dystopian border background.
#1060

Cyborg Cerberus

ICE Initiates Controversial Purchase of Robot Dogs

Aug 30, 2026

A trading card showing 'Heave Ho Hiroshi', a grotesque figure pulling a massive rope attached to a castle on rollers, with exaggerated, distorted features.
#1059

Heave Ho Hiroshi

1,800 Volunteers Move a Japanese Castle by Hand

Aug 30, 2026

Grotesque caricature of Donald Trump with oversized head, orange hair, bulging eyes, at a messy negotiation table with absurd props like a rubber chicken and sticky maple syrup.
#1058

Trade-Chump Trump

Trump's Trade Negotiations with Canada: A Tale of Chaos and Confusion

Aug 30, 2026

A grotesque satire trading card of Cinnamon Stroll Joel, a panic-stricken depiction of an Uber driver in a sticky situation with amorphous rolls and ICE motifs.
#1057

Cinnamon Stroll Joel

ICE Detains Uber Driver En Route with 400 Stolen Cinnamon Rolls

Aug 30, 2026

A comedic police officer peers at hogs dressed as lions with magnified binoculars in a rural Indiana landscape.
#1056

Mistookin' Mike

Indiana Police Mistake Hogs for Lions on the Loose

Aug 29, 2026

A grotesque cartoon character 'Pilferin' Pete' with a massive head, beer cans strapped across his body, holding an oversized truck key in a chaotic brewery scene.
#1055

Pilferin' Pete

Pabst Blue Ribbon Truck Stolen with 40,000 Pounds of Beer Inside

Aug 29, 2026

Satirical trading card featuring 'Psycho Pill Don' - a grotesque ecstasy pill caricature of Trump in a surreal pharmacy-disco scene.
#1054

Psycho Pill Don

Dutch Health Warning: Trump-shaped Ecstasy Pills Pose Lethal Risk

Aug 29, 2026

A trading card featuring 'Salmonella Shelly', a grotesque humanoid egg with a cracked shell and ooze, dancing salmonella bacteria, and a yolk-covered British flag.
#1053

Salmonella Shelly

Ukrainian Eggs Blamed for UK Salmonella Outbreak

Aug 28, 2026

A grotesque truck driver with a cheese-ball head causing a freeway chaos. Bright neon oranges dominate, with cheese balls rolling across lanes.
#1052

Cheesy Chuck

Massive Cheese Ball Spill Clutters Lynwood Freeway

Aug 28, 2026

A teacher, frazzled by gas, stands near a 'Fart Corner', with a green gas cloud and a mischievous student with a whoopee cushion.
#1051

Fuming Florence

Teacher Designates 'Fart Corner' for Classroom Gas Emissions

Aug 28, 2026

A satirical trading card of 'Lake-Changer Louie' depicting Trump with a massive head, scribbling on a map, turning 'Lake Ontario' into 'Lake America'.
#1050

Lake-Changer Louie

Trump Renames Lake Ontario to 'Lake America' with Executive Order

Aug 27, 2026

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